CELEBRITY
BREAKING: President T.r.u.m.p.’s voice boomed across a packed White House briefing room, eyes gleaming with triumph: “Canada has 30 days to tear down every barrier—or CUSMA dies, and their economy with it.”
BREAKING: President T.r.u.m.p.’s voice boomed across a packed White House briefing room, eyes gleaming with triumph: “Canada has 30 days to tear down every barrier—or CUSMA dies, and their economy with it.”
The room erupted in applause from his inner circle—until the screens behind him flickered to life with maps of Canada’s quiet counterstrike. While Washington prepared to unleash a tariff apocalypse, Prime Minister Mark Carney had spent months building a secret diversification empire: massive new trade pacts with the EU, Japan, and India; billions rerouted through Arctic ports bypassing U.S. soil; and emergency supply chains for critical minerals that left American manufacturers suddenly dependent on Ottawa’s goodwill.
What Trump sold as an economic knockout has become a humiliating miscalculation—Canada’s economy is humming stronger than ever, while U.S. industries scramble for alternatives that don’t exist overnight. As the 30-day clock ticks down, one jaw-dropping reality sinks in: the superpower that thought it held all the cards just discovered it’s playing with a borrowed deck.
